Thursday, July 14, 2011

What Not to Wear This Summer

So I've been working on another post, which is going to be a long one. In the mean time, read my opinions on what should not be acceptable to wear during the summer:
-Socks with flip flops or sandals.Remember that old term: shoobie? You really want to be a shoobie? Did you know someone even invented certain socks to wear with flip flops? It's just wrong.

-Bra straps/and or cami straps showing from your racer back shirt, raglan tee, or any other. It's trashy, wear a strapless bra, or even a sports bra instead. Wearing a bra, cami, and a shirt could make you sweat even more.

-Wearing short shorts. I already did a post on this, read it, understand it, breathe it. Just please don't look like you should be standing on a street corner.

-Wearing weird bathing suits. You've seen them. I'm not even positive what they should be called. I've heard them called bikinis but...yeah...I don't get it....Tan lines in the wrong places much?

-Wearing all black. What is wrong with some of you? How can you step out of the house when it is 90 degrees out wearing black cargo pants and a black sweatshirt? Don't you wanna be comfortable? Do you realize you look like death?

-Shirts that fall above your stomach. Really, belly shirts are back? Cover up, please.

-Construction boots with your denim shorts. I only know one girl who can pull this off, and only her. On some girls it looks really pathetic and makes their feet look bigger.

-Wearing colored undergarments with white clothing. You all know you've seen some lady wearing a hot pink cheetah print bra under a very sheer white top. It's so bad, leave it for the trashy people.

-Uggs. Most of you(whoever reads this blog) know I despise Uggs. It's been a trend in the last few years to wear your Uggs in the summer and on the beach. Please don't.

-Oh Gosh. Wrap around sunglasses with the cord around your head. definitely do not wear these. This is for the guys out there. Find sunglasses that fit your head, it's not too hard. Otherwise, you absolutely look like a dweeb. You should feel like a dweeb too.

-Overalls. Caution stay away from the denim overalls. It's just not a pretty picture to see people wear them, there's the issue of going to the bathroom, and it's ugly.

-Finally, don't wear bad tan lines, when you're out to a super nice public place. There is clothing that covers up those lines or just plainly get rid of them.

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